1. If I looked in your trunk, what would I find? I don’t have a trunk
2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed? closed
3. Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawers, or just thrown in?how do you fold a thong? I don’t own a banana hammock so I don’t know how to fold one.
4. Sleep on your back or stomach? side
5. Are you a cuddler? Only on days that end in Y
6. What would I find if I looked under your bed? More cables then Tony has hair on his head
7. Something that happened today that has made you mad? I walked right into my bedroom door
8. What were you doing before this survey? Talking about black people taking over the world
9. What will you do after this survey? Pretend to work
10. Marriage or living together? Does it really matter?
11. What are you wearing right now? Khakis and polo
12. How many times have you been in love? once
13. Do you talk about your feelings or hide them? If I started talking about my feelings I think I would confuse myself
14. Someone that has died that you want to see in Heaven? I don’t think anyone I know has died that I want to see unless u count George
15. Is there something you regret and wish you could take back? Yeah but I rather not say >.>
16. First thing you do when you wake up? Put on my glasses and check my e-mail
17. Last person you told you love them? The little devil of my life I call my sister
18. Kiss with your eyes open or closed? Closed. Closed. I don’t want to see the huge zit on the persons head.
19. Bite or Lick? Chomp!!!
20. Last argument you got into? With my sister, I told her she cant get a new phone
21. Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles? Yes
22. If the mob was after you, what would you do? Disappear off the face of the earth
23. When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep? yup
24. If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you? Yes, as long as it flings poo at people I don’t like
25. What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen? Connect your pc and your tv
26. What are you looking forward to in the next few months? Getting to see my best friend
27. When will you turn 50? 31 years
28. If you were being chased by an alligator, what would you do? Sit on it
29. How many pillows are on your bed? 2 regular size ones and 1 long one
30. What song are you currently listening to? Spider pig is playing in my head
31. Have you ever passed out from drinking? Never…… >.> <.< >.>
32. If you caught a significant other cheating on you what would you do? Id could I join in on the fun?
33. What time did you wake up this morning? 9ish
34. Do you have any cousins? I lost count after 10
35. Can you imagine yourself living in a cardboard box? Nope, but I have thought about living in a teepee once
36. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Colin
37. What is the WORST subject they teach in school? Trig, no ones ever going to need to know what the cosin of a circle is
38. Where do you plan on living when you grow up? The beach
39. What was your dream this morning? Take over the world using a hot blonde some Oreo’s and a team of ninja monkeys and zombie pirates.
40. How many times have you seen your favorite movie? I don’t have one, but I saw Remember the Titans at least 32 times
41. Where was the last place you traveled? To
42. How was your past weekend? OSM went bowling with friends and had a blast
43. What is your favorite song? My play list that is called favorite songs is so long it would take me 48 hours to listen to all the songs once.
44. If puppies stayed small forever, would you buy one? Nope, I am more of a kitten person
45. What is the best ice cream flavor? Vanilla
46. Do you think you are attractive? Not in the least
47. Is someone on your mind right now? Do the voices in my head count?
48. Can you say the alphabet backwards? Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G F E D C B A
49. Do you worry about how you look? A little
50. Would you ever change for a boy/girl? Nope
51. Pro-life or Pro-choice? I don’t think I have to make that kind of choice
52. Have you ever been on stage? All the time
53. Can you whistle? yuppers
54. Would you do anything for that special someone? Of course
55. Do you know who Stewie Griffin is? B A N A N A
56. Do you have any plans for today? Cleaning Room so I can roll out early tomorrow morning
57. Are you friends with guys or girls? “both” genders
58. Why? Life would be a Sausage fest if I did not hang out with some chicks
59. Have you ever thought a friend could be more than a friend? I always consider everyone in both ways until they do something queer and I rule them out
60. Do you like the beach? I want to live the rest of my life on the beach
61. What color is your toothbrush? Blue and White
62. What makes you laugh? People making a complete ass of themselves
63. Are you ticklish? Very!!